Weird sex.

• Actual amout of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
  
• Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
  
• Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
  
• Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
  
• Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons
  
• Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
  
• Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour
  
• Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
  
• Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150
  
• Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
  
• Average length when erect: 5.1
  
• Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch
  
• Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches
  
• Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)
  
• Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop: 10 feet
  
• Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall
  
• Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start excercising, lose weight.
  
• Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains, and wheat germ
  
• Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%
  
• Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%
  
• Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%
  
• Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2weeks
  
• Average # of erections per day for a man: 11
  
• Average # of erections during the night: 9
  
• Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches
  
• The human equalivent: 26 miles (a marathon distance)
  
• Time it takes the sperm: 2.5 seconds
  
• Time it takes an average person to complete a marathon: 4 hours
  
• Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)
  
• Shelf life of a hostess twinkie: 7 years
  
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• Cost of a year's supply of condoms: $100
  
• Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm
  
• Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm
  
• Thickness of plastic wrap: .0127 mm
  
• # of times condoms are thicker that plastic wrap: almost 6
  
• In general, the taste of a man's semen varies with his diet.
  
• Some say that the alkaline-based foods (fish and some meats) produce a buttery or fishy taste.
  
• Dairy products can create a foul taste.
  
• The taste of semen after eating asparagus is said to be the foulest.
  
• ACIDIC FRUITS AND ALCOHOL (EXCEPT PROCESSED LIQUORS) GIVE IT A PLEASANT AND SUGARY TASTE.
  
• Examples: oranges, mangos, kiwi, lemons, grapefruit, limes, Labatt Blue, Honey Brown
  
• Drinking a Corona with lime is double the fun.
  
• Odors that increase blood flow to the penis:lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie. (Happy Thanksgiving!)
  
• Yes, the penis does shrink in the shower.
  
• It is common for men to wake up with "morning wood," a name for an a.m. erection.
  
• Blue balls, or the term a man uses when he says his balls will explode if he doesn't have sex, is totally false.